Tied up...

So, I went for my follow up doc visit with Dr. Eichner today. He's the McDreamy oral surgeon who took out my 4 wisdom teeth last Monday.

He said everything looks wonderful and I can let go of my temporary, albeit irrational, fear of straws.

Here's what I would like to say about Dr. Eichner...he wears bow-ties. He's youngish. And handsome-ish. And he rocks the bow-tie. Which I genuinely believe makes him MORE attractive than he might actually be. Why, you ask? Because--if you're the dude with a set big enough to rock a fashion choice like that--you're oozing confidence and a little bit of a "what are you lookin' at" attitude.

I've thought entirely too much about it.

Gotta go lay by the pool.

Wha?!...

I'm just realizing that you've missed out on a lot. And I blame myself. I'm the negligent parent, the absent guardian. There's so much to say, so much to catch up on. Le sigh.

I'm so behind.

I mean, for example, did I tell you I did this?

Okay, you can't see it well. But I got a nose piercing in March.

Or....that I finished up the most awesome year EVER, with the most awesome RAs (see below for 3 out of the 7 of them) ever and still can't believe that I get to work with the most amazing men and women and THEN get 2 months paid summer vacation? Right. Well. Consider yourself informed.


I know there's more. But I have to go pick up cake supplies for a wedding I'm doing this Friday. I'm a little nervous, but it's my first paying/big deal gig!

So. I'll be back. With more outdated news.

You love it.

Tell Me Have You Seen Him?...

Hi. I've been on hiatus. Okay, really, I've just had 2 months off--paid summer vacation and been a bit lazy. I'll catch you up on all the fabulous details soon. But right now I feel like blogging and this is what I wanted to blog....

If you know/see/find the man she's talking about in this song (see below), please give him my number. He has to be single--don't bother telling me if you're currently dating/married/sleeping with him. I want him all to myself.

You're the prince to my ballerina
You feed other people's parking meters
You encourage the eating of ice cream
You would somersault in sand with me

You talk to loners, you ask how's your week
You give love to all and give love to me
You're obsessed with hiding the sticks and stones
When I fear the unknown
You feel like home, you feel like home

You put my feet back on the ground
Did you know you brought me around
You were sweet, and you were sound
You saved me

You're the warmth in my summer breeze
You're the ivory to my ebony keys
You would share your last jelly bean
You would somersault in sand with me

You put my feet back on the ground
Did you know you brought me around
You were sweet and you were sound
See I had shrunk yet still you wore me around
And 'round and 'round

(Somersault-Zero 7/Sia)