huhwhat?

So, I came home from work tonight, was putzing around and I notice that my home phone is flashing "voicemail."

Let me explain why this is weird--cause NO ONE ever calls me on my landline. Ever.

I log in and it tells me I have 27 voicemails. Yeah, did you catch that? TWENTY-SEVEN. I start listening to them and learn that I apparently have a Mazda to sell. News to me. As I scrolled through, making sure none of them were actually for me, some guy named Jim from West Virginia mentioned Craigslist.

Being that I watch a lot of Law & Order, I did some detective work and sure enough...this chump must have hit the wrong keys and didn't bother proofing the ad (never use your first draft for anything, people). So, I emailed her/him.

And in the time it took me to type this, I got 2 more calls. DOH.