because i feel like it...

i'm sitting at my desk and here's what i think...

-this coffee is being REALLY good to me right now. have you ever been drinking a cup of coffee and been sad when it was gone? cause i'm there. i might try to replicate it, but i'm not sure it'll happen.

-someone just asked me if we stock a dvd by michael english. which begs the question--who in the futt still listens to michael english? and worse yet, who wants to watch him on a dvd?

-i was processing an order for a customer earlier who, after every title i repeated back to him he'd say, "yes, please." it was completely excessive. at one point i was mouthing the words "just stop" at my phone. i don't think there's ever a reason to be that polite. it just makes people dislike you.

-my back is kind of achey.

-i was typing in a title to do a search for a book and it was "way of the wild heart." well, i'd been searching for a bible before that for a customer and one of the fields said "stud" because they were looking for a study bible. so when i started the next search, i ended up typing in "way of the wild stud." it was awesome. ps...we don't carry any such title.

-i wish i had some twizzlers. but i can't be trusted.

-i need a haircut.